Former Wizard101 Companion (Retired / Relocated / Emotionally Unavailable)

Backstory: Mellori first appeared in Arc 3, rapidly escalating from "mysterious student with an annoying voice" to "full-blown Shadow conduit with unresolved issues." Despite warnings from literally everyone, she continued making high-stakes emotional decisions while you (the literal Spiral-saving god) watched from behind her like a babysitter at a rave. 

Notable Moments: 

• Told Merle Ambrose off for no reason in Polaris

• Tried to solo an ancient Shadow relic with zero training

• Accidentally resurrected a corrupted king

• Blamed you for her own mistakes while you were tanking a Titan

• Cried in a cave while you soloed a dungeon

Battle Strategy: 

• Doesn't fight. Just emotionally destabilizes your team. 

• Auto-taunts enemies with lines like, "This is all my fault..."

• Passes every round unless someone says "Morganthe," then casts Shadow Tempest and faints dramatically.

Trivia:

• Has 3 different idle animations: pacing, sighing, and staring into the void. 

• Once tried to "find herself" in Mirage but ended up joining a sand cult by mistake. 

• Cannot be traded, deleted, or fed to your pet. 

• Was last seen arguing with a tree in The Wyrd about whether it "understands her pain."

Current Status: Unreachable. On a "Self-Revelation Sabattical" in the Spiral's least plot-relevant world. May return when the devs forgot we asked her not to.